I suppose I should first establish that I am not a cartoon, however awesome that would be. Instead, I'm a twenty-two year old girl whose hair is not nearly as nice as a cartoon's.
In the real world I sew for a living, and don't really go online much at all, something which is changing as I start writing erotica, if only because I spend far too much time looking for the perfect stock photos. I don't much like technology. I suppose I'm an oddity in that sense.
I like pin-up girls, high heels, cowgirls, and bondage. I aspire to write both straight-up, nearly pornographic sex to turn you on, and also tread in the realms of the erotic, the strange, of what the heart wants but won't necessarily admit.
If you will, I wish to both be the ditsy blonde and the nerd in the glasses. I'm a strange one (Mr Grinch).
I like to listen to Nickelback while drunk. My favorite TV show is "Miranda". I have a bad habit of adding two spaces after a period while typing because I was taught on a typewriter. I'm a runner, mostly because my boyfriend is. I hate it when people only post links to stories on Twitter, and my favorite color is pink.
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